When your kid starts talking, that's when the jokes start rolling...
Episode 1: In the car chatting about her day in the office nursery...
Mummy: Joey, so what did u do today? Did you watch barney?
Joey: No.. Auntie say 'No!'
Mummy: Then did you do drawing?
Joey: No.. Auntie say 'No!'
Mummy: Oh... so u didn't do anything? Did you go and play with the toys in the room?
Joey: No.. Auntie pump milk milk inside.
Mummy: ........ errr..... oh hahahahaha!
*suddenly understood what she meant. Some of the nursing mothers would go into the nursery room to express milk for their babies, so during the lunch time, the kids were told they can't play inside the room cos the aunties are taking turns to pump milk.
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Episode 2: Mummy was reading to Joey a storybook...
Mummy: So Snow White had to run away from the evil queen into the forest...
Joey: Oh.... run away...
Mummy: Ya, and Snow White came to this house in the forest..
Joey: Oh...
Mummy: And look inside the house.. what's there? There's a rabbit.....
Joey: Rabbit...
Mummy: Deer.....
Joey: Deer? Papa?!!!!!
Mummy: .....................
She thought I was saying, 'Dear' like how I always call Isaiah.....
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