This afternoon. Pizza delivery just arrived, and we were eating the pizza and starry munchies on the sofa.
Mummy: Joey, there's one whole box of starry munchies ok. We eat one by one, don't need to rush. (She loves starry munchies)
Joey: (proceeds to pour the whole box of starry munchies onto her bowl)
Mummy: Joey!!! Why so many???
Joey: Mummy eat only one ok? Mummy stomach got baby, cannot eat so many. Joey stomach no baby, can eat alot.
Mummy: #$^%$%$#@#!
In the evening. We were watching TV when Joey brought out my wedding montage DVD and said she wanted to watch.
Joey: Mummy, I want to watch this one.
Mummy: Oh, this one is Papa and Mummy's wedding video..
Joey: Wedding? How come you never bring me along?
Mummy: Because you were not born yet. Then after that, you were inside mummy's stomach, remember?
Joey: Aiya No LAH! Inside your stomach is baby la! Joey is HERE LA! (then gave an irritated look before walking away).
Mummy: .......................
How to communicate like that?!!!
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